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Chimeara was used to painlessness even after tremendous abuse from the Worm King. It was a lucky unforseen consequence of their contract, and for someone as incompetent as she hated to admit she was, a resistance to injury was imperative. But she desperately wished something would hurt, that some bone would be broken, some organ punctured, some bit of skin torn just enough to sting and let a little blood. It that had happened, it would have been enough for Chimeara to fling herself the rest of the way to death.
She was being prodded. A finger was roughly jab


FeminismFeminism: a really cranky review New Moon Chapters 1-3Feminism
My entire being wants me to stop reading "New Moon". It's a terrible book. It's remedially written, it's cliche, it's uninspiring, its only redeeming quality is that it's a quick read. And Bella, the heroine of the novel, is not brave or independent or anything girls should be taught to emulate, but a whiny little bitch with no reason to live. She is vapid, so very uncomfortably vapid, yet I can't put the book down.
But today I think I finally understand the science to her vapid-ness. In being neither beautiful nor particularly interesting, Bella tel


Bad Habits 2Bad Habits Chapter Two: Three LegsBad Habits 2
Several years prior to anything of importance, King Annelida of the Worm People became ruler of the demon world, and though the Worm People were known to be shrewd and aggressive, exactly how their king came to power-a feat he accomplished in just two days- would not be a proud moment for their history books. King Annelida was a brilliant military leader, but no soldiers marched on the Demon City; and he might have been a charismatic diplomat, but he never spoke a word. King Annelida was unforgivably ugly, even for one of his kind, and it sometimes made one physically ill just to gl


Band Personalities 2Thanks to someone who answered my question, I will post the string bass and cello in this one is more of an orchestra thing, but oh well.Band Personalities 2
Cello: You are an unrecognized genius and a loyal friend. If someone forgets you, you'll speak up and remind them that you're an important part of the orchestra/band. You should avoid the violin and baritone -- the baritone doesn't like any instrument with the same notes as the bassoon and the high notes on the violin probably bug you. Stay around the bassoon, trombone, and bass.
Bass: You're probably tall and helpful. You're never forgotten, because you have the biggest instrument
Devious Comments
oh and David Sedaris=win
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我爱梅梅
-spammage-
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Nice to meet you! I'm Sachiko Yagami. ^^
Please treat my son well! <3
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The suspense is terrible!...I hope it'll last.
~Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder)
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knockin'[die]
knockin'[life]
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Don't diss The Freddie, dahling. [link]
Send one to all your friends who you think deserve a hug (which, hopefully includes the person who sent it to you)!!
You might send it to your enemies as well!
It'll really make them stop and think!!!
If you don't receive this back, nobody likes you, and they wish you'd stop bugging them!
If you receive this back 1 time, open up! Find more friends, enemies, or enemies pretending to be friends
If you receive this back 2 times, you're off to a good start! (Unless you sent it to yourself! That's cheating!)
If you receive this back 3 times, you're a good friend.
If you receive this back 4 times, you're truly loved as a friend!!
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YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED!
Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!
^_~ youve been huged ^_~
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How many hares does it take to fix a chair?
Two- one to fix the chair and one to eat the dinner the first one has left unattended.
FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS -
DO NOT CHEAT
OR IT WON'T WORK AND
YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T.
TAKE 3 MINUTES
TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.
THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID
HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL
NO CHEATING !!!!
THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.
DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.
IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY
1st. Get PEN and PAPER
2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW
3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.
4th. SCROLL DOWN
ONE LINE AT THE TIME
DON`T READ AHEAD
otherwise
YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.
1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.
2. BESIDE the NUMBERS 1 & 2 ,
WRITE DOWN ANY
2 NUMBERS YOU WANT..
DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?
3. BESIDE the NUMBERS 3 & 7 ,
WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS
OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.
CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT
4. WRITE ANYONES NAME
(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...)
next to 4, 5, & 6 .
DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID
5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11
6. Finally,
MAKE A WISH
ARE YOU READY?
HERE IS THE
KEY TO THE GAME
1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS GAME is found in
SPACE 2
2. THE PERSON IN SPACE
3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE
3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in
SPACE 7
4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in
SPACE 4
5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO
KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.
6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR
LUCKY STAR
7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE
PERSON IN NUMBER 3
8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE
PERSON IN 7
9. THE 10 TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT
YOUR MIND
10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU
FEEL ABOUT LIFE
11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR
LUCKY NUMBER
SEND THIS TO A MINIMUM OF
10 PEOPLE
WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.
IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE.
IF YOU FAIL TO, IT WILL BECOME THE OPPOSITE
STRANGE HOW IT SEEMS TO WORK.
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How many hares does it take to fix a chair?
Two- one to fix the chair and one to eat the dinner the first one has left unattended.
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pretty little ditty
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chopping chives or saving lives
everybody likes to give high fives
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If we can't laugh, then our enemies win!
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"Turn around a bit, Jean-Claude, I long you capture the playful quality of your buttocks."
Not "punky" Chips Ahoy- Chunky Chips Ahoy!
You're cute, so I baked you a pony!
If u cant tell who i am.. i feel sorry fer you... fine persian handicrafts..
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