~shotqueensofrhye

I think a lot of people use the term D-Bag without realizing it means Douche Bag, and/or without realizing what a douche bag is. Like, "Oh my god, you're such a sack of solution that kills all the bacteria in your uterus leaving it slightly vulnerable to infection!". That's not very intimidating at all. Especially since "douche bag" is generally a word directed towards men. If I were a man, I'd be honored to be likened with the valient (and pretty much unnecessary) vessel of feminine hygiene that is the douche.

And another thing I've noticed. Everyone seems to think that the special ed kids who talk to you a lot are in love with you. Wrong. They actually feel kind of sorry for you because you're so insecure about the quality of your relationships with the opposite sex that you have to convince yourself every male who looks at you too long wants your body, even though you know deep down you're too much of a freak for any of them to give you the time of day. The special ed kids feel sorry for you and think you need some no strings attached platonic lovin, so stop putting words in their slack, drooling mouths.

I had to go there, didn't I?

Stolen from whose writer meme I took, and who, thanks to her icon, is and honorary friend-o-mine. Otherwise I dunno her.
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Do you have the guts to answer these Q's and repost as The Controversial Survey?
k


Would you do Meth if it was legalized?
no. i've seen photos of meth addicts, and DAMMN are they ugly


Abortion. For, or against?
under specific circumstances

Would the United States fall with a woman president?
no.


Do you believe in the death penalty?
yes. under specific circumstances

Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
i don't really care

Are you for or against premarital sex?
not really that into marriage, so yeah.

Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
yea.

Do you think its wrong that so many Hispanics and immigrants are moving to the USA?
my dad's an immigrant, so i'd have to say yeah.
Goddamn immigrants, with the foreign customs and languages, enriching our culture, improving international image..... goddamn them all..

A 12 year old girl has a baby. Should she keep it?
EWWWWWWWEEEE


Should the legal alcohol age be lowered to 18?
People are going to drink underage no matter what, so lowering the drinking age won't really do anything, is my personal opinion

Should the war in Iraq be called off?
ehh, yeah. but phrase it differently.


ARE YOU HIGH??
yes, maybe, not sure, get back to me in a bit, i have to check, but of course, perhaps, in any other world, if you insist, no

Assisted suicide is illegal. Do you agree?
you can't agree or disagree with facts. it either is or it isn't. if you asked if i agreed that it was wrong, i could actually answer the question.

Do you believe in spanking your children?
yea.

Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
That's the only way you're supposed to dispose of a flag that's passed it's prime. A nice, somber cremation, rather than absently tossing it into the trash on top of last night's takeout boxes.

A mother is declared innocent after murdering her five children in a temporary insanity case. Opinion?
Just because you're crazy doesn't mean it's okay for you to kill your children. And if she's insane, shouldn't she be ruled a danger to society anyway?

It's between you and a person who is being kept alive by life support machines. One has to die. Who?
if the person is in a vegetative state, holding on to life only by a machine, I'd let that person die. I wouldn't feel good about it, but I can at least do something more with my life.

Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
I'm sure whoever comes round will judge me, but I'm not afraid about it.

I'm pretty sure all the girls on the forums are fatasses. Actually, I'm going to go out on a limb, and say all the teen girls who are the creepy fans of Queen are fatasses.

Why the hell would you complain about the size Zero on a Queen website? Who asks what books you've read recently? Why do I care?

Where's your sponsor when you need her?





Kill Bill pretty much owns my soul, but what is it with Quentin Tarantino and brains?



I cried during the final episode of Death Note.

nobody told me that there was a documentary of Freddie Mercury on VH1/Logo this year. I would have partaken if I'd known.
It got nominated for a GLAAD award, but it didn't win. I didn't think it would.

The funny thing about these GLAAD Awards (does anyone know what the acronym stands for? All people say is "lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transexual" but that doesn't work) is you see the most random array of people there, and the first thing you think is "oh my god, ______________ is gay!?" and then you feel a bit homophobic for reacting so shockedly, but then so and so says "oh, i'm not gay, but..." It's quite confusing.

It's like the time I watched the Asian Excellence awards. I learned the most fascinating things about who's what in Hollywood these days, but I don't think they should allow non-Asians into that award show. It sets too many false alarms, and then i get nervous about securing my spot as Excellent Asian of the Year ten years from now. How can I compete with such excellence as Johnny Depp? I can't, which is why I'm glad he's an asian with a Cauc.

I've decided to call the clam sex sequel "Clam Sex Part Deux: Pussy Power!" It won't be done when i get back, because you can't really write porn on church trips.

You comment me lots while I'm out of town so I feel popular when I get back, 'k?

stolen fron
I don't know this person, but I'm shur she is very pleasant and personable.


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IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits:
Somebody to Love-Queen
(that's a crappy openning song, it's thematic ideas are too specific, it's in 3, it's not got enough tempo change)

Waking Up:
Dead!-MCR
(LOLS)

First Day At School:
I Thought I knew you- Gaelic Storm
(am i resenting my mother for sending me to school?)

Falling In Love:
Warthog-Ramones
(I don't actually know what this song is about)

Fight Song:
Can't Buy me Love-Beatles
(Aya, this shuffle has got it all wrong!)

Breaking Up:
Photograph-Weezer
(Emo band=the right track, but this song is so ...optimistic....ewe)

Prom night:
Hollaback Girl-Gwen Stefani
(that's right- YOO WILL NOT GET IN HEER!!)
Life:
The Joker-Steve Miller band
(well i do want to be a freelancer, so it works)

Mental Breakdown:
The End-MCR
(I'm not sure what this is about, but once again, Emo band=the right track)

Driving:
Hello, Goodbye-Beatles
(I shouldn't really be waving at the other drivers, but whatever)

Flashback:
China Girl-David Bowie
(I am scarred that an awful, androgynous glam rocker gave me television and eyes of blue, oh noes!)

Getting back together:
Disenchanted-MCR
(What the fuck)

Wedding:
We Will Rock You-Queen
(Bwa ha hah ahha, cool. though it comes off to me as more of a white trash honeymoon striptease song. or really any sort of strippers)

Birth of Child:
St. Elsewhere-Gnarls Barkley
(I don't even care about having baby MIKA with Freddie Mercury?)

Final Battle:
I Never Told You What I do for a Living-MCR
(I'm a prostitute. aren't you proud of me mom?)

Funeral Song:
Rose tint my world-RHPS
(heh. no.)

Final Credits:
needles and pins-Ramones
(so it's a sad movie?)